May 2012
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May 27th
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Listenrepmet: Europe, this was three years...
May 27th
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ksica: mmspectreon: im-being-sarcastic-of-course: I am just so dreadfully sorry if you do not watch eurovision because you don’t understand on Saturday Europe goes to war #eurovision is the worst best thing ever
May 25th
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“There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the...”
– So Long, And Thanks for All the Fish
May 25th
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“DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE...”
–  Death
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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May 18th
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“You know, I love all my raggedy children, But if I could be anywhere, I’d be on...”
– -Joss Whedon on which one is his favorite crew. (via fuckyeahjosswhedon)
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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have drunk a bottle of wine and working on my first beer, now. we’re trying to come up with chlamydia-based analogies. so far, the only one we’ve got is ‘you can have your cake and eat it, too. like chlamydia.’　 we’re not very good at these. 
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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“We’ve been married for 22 years…”
– Graham Coxon on Damon Albarn just now on BBC 4 (via damonalbarn)
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall...”
– Richard Siken (via theregattascene)
May 6th
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May 6th
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nooremberg: i hate you so much tumblr
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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