Msg class: Unclassified
Hi Ritz,
Weather is fine, plane is on time. ETA 1600 hrs.
Talk to you then.
With Regards,
His Fucking Name.
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Now. A couple of things.
A) My dad is not in the military. Or anything to do with it. And yet, his phone appears to rank messages in terms of classification.
B) My dad signs emails to his CHILD with his given name, and his regards. Not warm regards, or even his best regards. They’re meant for other people. No, no. It’s just his regards. Some of them.
I am so fucking amused right now.
