Research Assistant at the Maximegalon Institute of Slowly and Painfully Working Out the Surprisingly Obvious.
State of the Union, I am ready for you.
I am going to be drinking every time Obama says taxes or jobs, and every time a Republican is on screen, looking sad.
Because I don’t need a liver. Livers are for other people.
going to be drinking every time Obama says taxes or jobs, and every time a Republican is on screen, looking sad. Because...